The dump and Dumper --Lunch

Quite shockingly as it may seem, I and my ex has a good relationship as a friend. I, as the dump-e(?) –ehmm…please cut me some slack, English is not my mother language– and him as the dumper –which is only right to give him such nickname since he is the one who dump me. No sarcasm here, no sarcasm at all :D

We still have lunch together and so on and so forth, so it’s good right..The sun is shining, the birds are singing..Bla bla bla –you know the drill. As for today, when we had lunch we decided to come up with one special beverages that is surprisingly delicious.

Can you guess what this is? May I present you, the lovechild of Ms Avocado juice and Mr canned Nescafe mocha,The NescaDo, okay need a little creativity in that department though.…

mmmm….yummy… --seriously this is tasty. It has a hint of coffee which gives a bitter taste and avocado which gives sweetness and a dash of cinnamon with oregano and paprika –seriously what are this sophisticated and snobby spices doing in my juice?—ok, it doesn’t has all that high class taste it just have a yummy bitter sweet taste. I’m modest that way..hehehehe

Of course I don’t want to die alone, so I make the dumper try it also..hahahaha…serves him right (no, actually it’s delicious..he like it also..cih! Wait for my revenge, you!)

The Dumper and lovely NescaDo

When you’re bored and looking something to destroy your gastric, this is how you make it:

Buy Avocado juice in the nearest juice stall, buy canned Nescafe mocha –yes you could substitute it with any other canned coffee and mix it up. Easy breezy ...Enjoy!!

What are you doing bendos? trying to rig my namecard eh?

Sweet little devil

Currently, I work at the "digital security" company -well

sort off-. being such, I should be able to coding--which

means I should be able to write a certain computer code

using a certain computer code language to create a certain

program to do a certain thing that enabling a certain smart

card to do a certain task...confuse yet?

Well apparently, I'm one of those programmer that fall into

the criteria that has been known -well, at least by me- as

"the faker". That means, most of the time I spent in front

of the computer was only staring at it..don't know what to

do with the error and then faking it to make it look I

really know what I'm doing..

For all of you faker out there, my heart goes to all of

you...and this is what you can do instead of generally

blank staring at the computer. you could buy a BENDOS!!!

what is a bendos you say?--ck, amateurr...--
oh..kayy...bendos is an action figure with a twist, it

really is twisted,hehe
you could bend it here and there and make it pose in anyway

you want it. but be careful tho, it is additive and quite

potential to make you look like an idiot in front of your

colleague..esp when your office is divided only by

cubicle.hehehe

What I, as a proffesional bender of bendos, usually do is

arrange it in some certain pose that make my imagination

roar...:D
so during the blank phase of coding --which is almost all

of the time,mind you- I could stare at my bendos and create

some sort of lunatic scenario on my mind. like say...I posed

it like this...


and then I imagine it screaming for help...--smirk

Really tho, U should try...this is one hell of a toy :)

Geronimoooo....

The Break Up

The devil is nice today, he/she/it -doesn't seem appropriate to refer to the devil anyway- decided to play around with me..So what say you, shall i give the devil a chance?
Of course I shall, this is exactly what make life is worth living, right?
so there I was, playing with the devil, and he definitely won...what am I expecting, HE IS the devil..

Today I broke up with him, I gave him the precious little pieces of my heart..but he decided he didn't need it anymore. I got dumped, in the phone, on sunday noon..the day when the lovebirds usually sings and chirping away. sad but true...

How long do you think will it take for an un-single person to be ready facing the single life once again, especially when one is already forgot how does it feel to be single..

--sigh,,,--this is what I get...for playing with the devil